Tuesday, March 20, 2018
At the heart of much speculative fiction (and fiction in general) is a question. What if? On Tuesdays I like to throw one out there and see what you make of it. Do with it as you please. If a for-instance is not specified, feel free to interpret that instance as you wish. And if you find this becomes a novel-length answer, I'd appreciate a thank you in the acknowledgements. 😉
What if while giving a talk to a room full of people, you suddenly realized you had no idea what you were talking about?
Monday, March 19, 2018
So, yeah, I, um... I don't know if I'm doing the A to Z Challenge this year. But as I was sick all week last week, I have no new knitting to show off...
I kind of want to. My "theme" is business as usual. That is, I post normally, just making sure to adhere to the letter of the day. It makes for some fun shuffling when I'm trying to figure out how to make the funny thing that happened at work fit.
But, I haven't signed up as of yet. If I do, it'll probably be towards the end of next week. If I decide I really want to do it again.
Show of hands... How many of you are doing A to Z this year?
Friday, March 16, 2018
My second day of a three day assignment in the eighth grade English class was a Friday. It was "Fun Friday". Any student who met certain requirements (namely, good grades and attendance) got dismissed to lunch 20 minutes early and admitted to a fun activity.
I had the list of students. I had their passes. I passed out the passes to the seven students in class who had earned it. And at the allotted time, I allowed them to leave.
Jesse held up a pass, said he was part of the group, and attempted to leave the class with the group. But Jesse wasn't on the list.
Why do the difficult students think they can get away with this stuff?
Jesse wasn't "bad" per se. These classes were pretty good overall, so the worst I can say for Jesse is he got out of his seat a bit too frequently. I had to take an extra moment to ask for his attention when I was giving the class instruction. But nothing out of the ordinary, especially for a sub.
But trying to sneak out of class with "the good kids"? Nope.
After the rest of the class had been dismissed for lunch, I found Jesse's "pass" on the floor. The passes were preprinted class schedules (with student ID numbers) for each student. Jesse had scratched out someone's name and printed his name in pencil above it.
I don't know what he was planning to do with that pass if he managed to get past me. No one would mistake that for an actual pass for this activity.
Eighth grade logic escapes me.
Thursday, March 15, 2018
I used to have this small travel clock. On days when I was in a classroom where the clock didn't work or was missing, I would pull it out so I would know what time it was. (I don't wear a watch, and my phone lives in a buried part of my bag.) I need to know what time it is so I can time things like when it's time for the class to pack up their stuff.
It was day one in an eighth grade English class. They had a writing assignment, and things were going pretty smoothly. Third period was a bit of a challenge, but nothing too terrible for eighth graders.
At about three minutes until the end of the period, I noted the time via my travel clock, and then I announced to the class it was time to clean up.
They packed up, returned their books to the shelves, and generally did the get-ready-to-leave stuff.
The bell rang. As the class left, I went back to verify my travel clock's time was about right. (It's something I do frequently. If my clock is more than a couple minutes off, I'll fix it. If it's about a minute off, I remember to take that into account when I'm watching the time.)
I went back to where the clock was, only it wasn't. It was gone.
So, naturally, the next day I confronted period three about the missing clock right off the bat.
And they... were offended... by my accusations.
So, yeah, the clock is gone. And I'm sad about that. (It wasn't anything expensive, and it's probably time to replace the thing anyway, but that's not the point.)
But I'm not real happy with how they treated my announcement.
Two students "had to" step out they were so angry. At me. For accusing them of stealing my clock. (No, I didn't accuse them specifically. Because I have no idea who took it.)
Others complained that I had no right to accuse them of the theft. They weren't to blame. And they were so upset they couldn't take the scheduled quiz that day. (They took the quiz. I wasn't about to let them get away with that too.)
I don't know whether to laugh or cry at their audaciousness. At this point, please laugh.
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Eighth grade math. I covered the class for two days.
On day one, they were finishing up a lab. They had measured their heights and their armspans the previous day, and they were comparing the two. It was the kind of assignment that they should have easily finished.
But, they were on sub behavior.
It took them the whole period to graph all of their data. (That was roughly 30 points per class, but still, a whole hour?)
As Mr. J, their teacher, had been at a training, he stopped by at the end of the day to see how things went. When he learned that they hadn't finished what they needed to finish, he told me to go ahead and finish it up the next day.
And we did. One class even got some free time. Another got finished with only about five minutes left in class, so no free time. But they finished, so all was good.
Then sixth period arrived.
The prior day they had been difficult. But on this day...
I was authorized to do the assignment with them. That means, if they were following along, they got a complete assignment without having to do too much thinking. (Oh sure, I called on students to provide answers, but I made sure what they wrote down were the correct answers.)
But sixth period wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise.
I stood up in front of them. I got their attention. Then I turned to go over the first question, and they started talking.
I stopped. Waited. Asked for attention. Then I tried again.
They started talking again. So, around we went...
After about forty minutes of not being able to get to the answer to the first question because they wouldn't let me do it, I gave up. There are only so many ways one can ask for a class to stop talking and pay attention so we can do the work.
(The other classes that day managed to let me teach. So, it wasn't beyond the capability of an eighth grader.)
I had them pull out a sheet of paper and write a letter to their teacher explaining why they got no work done that day. I rather doubt they took any responsibility for their actions, but I was done at that point.
This is why most teachers give their classes worksheets on sub days. Although, not all classes behave this way. It's just so frustrating when they do.
Tuesday, March 13, 2018
At the heart of much speculative fiction (and fiction in general) is a question. What if? On Tuesdays I like to throw one out there and see what you make of it. Do with it as you please. If a for-instance is not specified, feel free to interpret that instance as you wish. And if you find this becomes a novel-length answer, I'd appreciate a thank you in the acknowledgements.😉
Did you know that the Aboriginal people of Australia do not use the names of people who have passed away? I saw a reference to this in a movie several years ago. However, this thought just hit me recently...
What if we stopped listening to the music of artists who have passed on?
Friday, March 9, 2018
Friday. Sixth period. On a day that had been drizzly and dreary. For a middle school special ed math class.
They were... interesting...
Samuel decided he wasn't going to do a thing I said. I asked him to complete the practice problem. He refused. I asked him to get out a pencil, he wouldn't move.
He took offense when I stared at him. I told him I'd stop if he started working. Ultimately, I got distracted by another student.
Because it wasn't just Samuel. Ashley didn't like sitting in the back. And Edward was looking at her. So, Ashley was moved. And Edward was talked to for twisting around in his seat. But Ashley was angry at Edward for calling her name, only it wasn't Edward. Nope. It was Samuel.
Did I mention these kiddos had a quiz?
Luckily, the instructional aide was there. She did all the work. I can't imagine how bad things would have been without her being there.
Some hours seem longer.